Tue 28 Aug 2007
Submitted from YOUR NEW REALITY

100 years, 170,000 cigarettes.
Speaking at her 100th birthday party Winnie said: “I have smoked ever since infants school and I have never thought about quitting.”
Infants school? Yes, infants school. Winnie started smoking at seven years old.
Why?
“It was the done thing”.
But Winnie has a secret to her long life of smoking. She only puts away five a day and never inhales.
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