Fri 28 Sep 2007
Tom Cruise Builds Multi-Million Dollar Bunker To Protect His Family From ‘Alien Attack’
Posted by Ken under EntertainmentNo Comments
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Xenu – the only thing Tom Cruise fears more than well-tuned gaydar
Come on, of course this story is true. When the last time an American tabloid published a completely absurd and craptacular story about a major celebrity?
The Mission Impossible actor, who is a dedicated follower of Scientology, is reportedly fearful that deposed galactic ruler ‘Xenu’ is plotting an evil revenge attack on Earth.
Hence the need for an underground anti-alien invasion shelter.
Please, please, please sue the magazine that made this up, Tom. The court case would be so entertaining.
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