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From Chapter 13 of ‘The Fire Officer’s Guide To Disaster Control’ which is reportedly distributed widely through American firehouses :

    “Enemy Attack And UFO Potential” - It would be remiss to not give some part to the role fire departments might play in the even of the unexpected arrival of UFO’s in their communities…In a less optimistic scenario, you may have engine trouble upon approaching the scene, and radio contact could be lost with your dispatcher. If at night, your headlights could go out, the city could be blacked out, and your portable generators may malfunction when you attempt to use them for fans and portable lights.

No detail on how to avoid the apparently mandatory alien anal probes.

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