Submitted by YOUR NEW REALITY

There ain’t nothing wrong with getting some religious imagery associated with your presidency. You ain’t saying you is good or such, but hey, this halo thing plays big with the masses.

But Obama is leaping past this tired old halo business, and is performing miracles of levitation instead. He’s going straight for The Awesome :

Maybe there is something in this Obama = Messiah thing after all.

Captured casually floating and reaching up to the heavens (or a basketball ring) is surely a better way to be seen by the American public than hanging portraits of Osama Bin Laden, and burning American flags, in the West Wing :

The United States will need a new president who can perform miracles. The thrill of having a president who can hover a few feet off the ground, however, will wear off quickly, and desperate Americans living the cold, dark side of free market capitalism, will be demanding less floating and more flowing of the fish and loaves.

Of course, the miracle of ultra-fast food will have to be updated to capture these times.

If Obama can turn up at a Krispy Kreme and turn on endless cream-filled donuts to feed the hungry hordes, and the morbidly obese, he’s got the election in the bag.

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