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The bit about a minute in where this toxoplasma gondii-infected woman washes the paws of her cat is hilariously surreal, and even more fucked up than the fact she taught her cat to eat with a fork, and yeah, chopsticks :

A fantastic comment board filled with toxoplasma gondii victims, marveling at how cats can learn to open bathroom doors, and then teach other cats how to do it, too.

I recently left the Old Cat inherited after a family death boarded at the vet’s for 10 days, the cat is 17 and needed a full service. Let’s just say I was not given a friendly welcome when we went to pick him up on return. I’ve since endured days and nights filled with incredibly irritated yowls from the Old Cat, which I’m sure can be translated as “What the fuck was THAT all about? Huh? HUH? Ten days?! They only fed me twice, TWICE! a day and they stuck a fucking tube up my arse! You are so NOT forgiven yet.”

When I couldn’t take the constant interruptions anymore, I dared to give the old cat a light smack near the tail. Twelve hours of utter silence followed, punctuated by the occasional snort of disgusted disbelief. Then about about 4am, in the middle of a fantastically deep and dream-rich sleep, the old cat carved a two inch long scratch across my forehead.

I’m still not forgiven.

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